The Latest Blog Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Giggle We can all admit that you need a special sense of humor to appreciate these groaners. June 20, 2020 News Release We’ve rounded up a few fatherly quips — from knee-slappers to head-scratchers to give you a little chuckle. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. How do you organize a space party? You planet. Why did everyone enjoy being around the volcano? It’s just so lava-ble. What kind of music do the planets listen to? Nep-tunes! What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? Hey there bud! Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. I lost my job at the credit union on my very first day…. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Why did the pig have ink on his back? Because he lived in a pen! How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it! Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way! Why did the computer have no money left? Someone cleaned out its cache! How can you tell the invisible man has no children? Because he’s not apparent. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. Did you hear the circus is coming? It’s in-tents. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems! Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lac-toes. Why did Larry stop working at the shoe recycling shop? It was sole-destroying. Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. Why is that cemetery so popular? People are just dying to get in there! How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans. Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered. What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay gulls. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. Where did the dad store all of his jokes? In a dada-base. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door, I’m dressing. Where do baby cats learn to swim? The kitty pool. Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web. How can a leopard change his spots? By moving. Why did John switch his accounts over to the credit union? The big national banks couldn’t ’member anything about him.